let me tell you - No. 8
 
when the Blackburns go to Costco
 
I cannot tell you what came over us or why we thought this was a good idea, but at 5:30pm on a Wednesday evening, we decided to go to Costco. All of us. (That’s eight people, if you’re counting. And we are always counting.) I had eaten two slices of cinnamon toast, half a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a bag of Annie’s cheddar bunny crackers and had one cup of coffee that day because nary a fruit nor vegetable could be found in a kitchen depleted by six kids + the four sweet and apparently hungry neighbor children who knock on the door at 3:25 every day. 
 
(Did I just buy two dozen apples that were supposed to last, I don’t know, more than two days? I would have thought a week was reasonable, but between toddlers who take a few bites and then drop and run, and a few eight-year-olds who want theirs sliced with peanut butter and Can we each have one more, Mom? the apples I bought on Monday were gone on Wednesday––and are anybody else’s kids absolutely ravenous after school every day?)
 
(Really, this is fine. I would take out a loan if it means being the house with lots of snacks and lots of kids who want to be here. I really would.)
 
I digress. Let’s go back to Costco, where we will be taking mini-vacations for pizza dinners every week for the next 18 years as opposed to going on a real vacation, because we spent all our money on apples. 
 
We needed food, and quite a lot of it - and now that I think about it that is obviously why we thought the witching hour was a perfect time to hit Costco: because we were starving. With a shopping list a few dozen items long in hand we started off through the store. Alex had two kids in one cart, I pushed two kids in another, and two were walking next to us.
 
After 45 minutes of cruising up and down the aisles (and by cruising I mean speed-walking, as we were keenly aware of the invisible timer accompanying the cooperation of six children) we had everything on our list, plus a few extras for the neighbor kids who were sure to return the next day. We approached the checkout line with two full carts and six wiggly children, who for all intents and purposes, had behaved very well up until this point. Cannon, my sweet, hilarious, Cannon, was one of the kids in my cart, because while he is seven, he does not stay with us well in places like Costco and thus if we can get him buckled in, we do. Being on the spectrum and being in a warehouse full of all sorts of goodies turns him into the likes of a really cute and playful puppy, who is also chasing a bird: very happy, but very unaware of pretty much anything else. On this night, he sat beautifully buckled in ... until the checkout line. And then he was over it. Who could blame him? We did have a very long list.
 
As he was climbing out of the cart, Ava was climbing out of the sweater two sizes too big for her, Beckett was opening the large plastic croissant container and yelling “I have one! I have one!” and Jordi was dropping boxes on his way from the cart to the conveyor belt, trying to be helpful. 
 
Basically, everything was right on brand for the Blackburns.
 
The gentleman in front of us finished gathering his items and left, and then the young cashier, wearing a green short sleeve polo shirt, turned to help us. At this point, Cannon was in full, playful, “bird-chasing” mode and I was holding him back from taking off into the store; Ava had her arms and top fully unclothed, and Jordi was still fumbling items he had lifted out of the cart. Beckett was happy because he got the croissant out. 
 
What I am trying to tell you is that it could have been much worse.
 
And still, the sweet young man, without a hint of rudeness in his voice, let his wide eyes meet Alex’s and said, “I’m not going to lie. This is kind of making me never want kids.” 
 
Alex and I burst out laughing.
 
This poor guy, just trying to make a living helping people pay for their wholesale groceries and here we come, scaring him into permanent birth control decisions.
 
Cannon proceeded to lie down on the slick linoleum floor, then push his body backward, sliding along until his head bumped into the checkstand next to us. Harper was trying to get our very divided attention, yelling our names over and over to ask if she could go order the pizza, and green-polo-shirt-checker remained dumbfounded.
 
“How big is your car?” he asked as he swiped another item across the price scanner.
 
Ford Transit. Seats twelve. Drives great though!
 
“Do you have room for all this?” Another beep of the scanner.
 
It has a huge trunk. Big enough for two bikes and a double stroller. It’ll fit all this just fine.
 
“This all costs a lot of money!” Another beep.
 
Tell us about it.
 
“I don’t know how to handle this.” Beep.
 
Ha, neither do we.
 
“Do you have any time for self-care?” Beep.
 
Ummm...
 
If I am painting a picture of a crass, young jerk, I must correct that. He was honest with his thoughts, to be sure, but there was nothing malicious in his words. He was just a young man, working at Costco, probably thinking about his future and fiscal responsibility and how he likes to sleep, and then this loud crew of eight strolls on up and he was legitimately concerned about all of those things for us. Bless. His conversation made Alex and I laugh on and off for the rest of the night. Onlookers might see us and get sweaty; one kid is on the floor and one is half-dressed and one has food in his hand and the others are...somewhere... and we are looking at all of it thinking everything is normal. 
 
And that, friends, is how we learned we’re doing ok. Day by day, we’re making it. Grace is there. 
 
And thank God, so is Costco.
 
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The big kids have been back in school for almost a full month, so the littles and I are getting in a new groove at home. Or I should say, in the van, because between two schools and therapy, a good part of our day is spent there. But a few highlights of month one: Jordi runs and jumps in my arms every day after school (he’s getting heavy and this is harder than it looks), Cannon takes the bus home from his school and loves it (which is a big victory for both of us), and we are having the best, sometimes hard, always-worth-it conversations with the kids right as they are headed to bed. Usually I want to rush the teeth-brushing/bed-tucking/light-turning part because by 8:30pm I am so done. But lately, I’ve found this to be the time they are ready to talk the most, when their minds are finally settled down enough to remember something they want to say when they have our attention to themselves for a minute. So far we’ve covered friendships and feeling left out, gossip, and a handful of things they've heard at recess and need to know if they are true (they're usually not). Harper is going to be nine in December, and that means I’m halfway done with bedtime conversations; but it also means I have a new urgency to take full advantage of them.
 
A few weeks ago I hopped over to Denver for three days with my mastermind/sister-friend crew, and we took full advantage of our time away by working, brainstorming, praying, and other equally edifying things, like eating too many carbs and watching the LuLaRich docuseries. I had planned for months to bring Braylen with me, but two days before I left Alex said, “I think you need to leave him home. Get some real sleep. Have fun with your friends. We got it.” I cried a few minutes about being away from him for more than four hours, and then I fully embraced the gift being offered to me, and left him. He slept better with me gone. #ofcoursehedid
 
On the recommendations front, I'm currently working my way through We Were the Lucky Ones - a WWII-era novel following one Jewish family and their different stories throughout the war - for book club and it is devastatingly good; and Leaping by Brian Doyle - a collection of essays I absolutely loved. He wrote the most beautiful piece on the Catholic practice of doing the sign of the cross, and now I'm am so sad this tradition did not survive the Reformation.

And finally, I am going to tell you a lot more about this next month, but I’m working away on the project of my heart - a collection of essays on motherhood, special needs, and hope. The number one topic people reach out and ask me about is raising a child with autism, and I wanted to offer a resource that would be both honest about how difficult it can be, and hopeful about how often it surprises me. So much more to come on this in a few weeks. In the meantime, I’d be so thankful for your prayers over this project, friends. I want it to serve you, and I want it to honor the Lord. And really, that’s it.
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If I'm being honest, sometimes I just want to buckle under the weight of all of this 
[hands gesture wildly in the air]
It helps to remind myself I'm not the one carrying it.
 
There is nothing new under the sun.
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever.
My flesh and my heart my fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.
 
Aren't you just amazed he came to get us? I will never, ever get over it.

 

Until next time, y'all. 

All my love.

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P.s. Still potty training Pebbles + BamBam. There's an enormous life lesson in here somewhere.
 
 

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