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Hi. This week we have our very first (!) guest contributor: Kris Wilson

 

From his official bio, “Kris Wilson was born and raised in Seattle, Washington. He studied commercial photography at Seattle Central Creative Academy.”

 

I'm lucky to call him “friend” “confidant” nay… “buddy”

you too, can follow him on instagram.

Love you Wris. Here is a picture Anthony took of us. You can count the drinks.

There's a theme to this issue let's see if you can guess it

Have you heard about the new binge drinking fad? Kids across the nation are drinking BORGs. It stands for Black Out Rage Gallon. 

My friend Pat spotted this one in downtown Columbia, Missouri. s/o David Hall on the crop.

 

This is of course, nothing new.

High school into college kids drank jungle juice.

Then I can remember drinking Sparks before a Girl Talk show, which the internet tells me was November of 2007. It probably looked like this

You ever play Edward 40-hands? Duct tape a 40oz malt liquor to each hand and then consume.

Then came Four Loko (rip). 

 

LET'S END ON A MORE WHOLESOME NOTE

No photos plz

Love you mom.