A few weeks ago, I noticed that there was a new place in a strip mall semi-near our house, called “Kung Fu Tea.” (This is a chain, but I hadn’t heard of it before.) It was even in walking distance (defined as within 2.5 miles of the house, by my current walking standards).
Now this was interesting to me for a number of reasons, mostly because they used the characters 功夫茶 in the logo, easily visible from the outside.
A quick aside. I have mentioned gong fu style brewing before here. It involves high tea to water ratio, low brewing times (I start at 10 seconds typically) and paying attention to the tea as you drink it. Gong fu cha, aka 功夫茶, means “tea with skill.”
“Gong fu” and “Kung Fu” are both transliterations of the same characters. I tend to call tea brewing gong fu because “I know Kung Fu” does not generally make people think of the method of brewing tea, and I try not to mislead people (except in the subject headings of newsletters).
Back to “Kung Fu tea.” I said to myself: 99.999% this random new place in the strip mall is in fact selling bubble tea, but that means that there is a 0.001% chance that we just got an actual gong fu tea experience, and that would have been supremely cool.
Anyway, TL;DR this place is not a very cool gong fu tea experience; it is just a bubble tea place. The taro milk bubble tea, which is my go-to for such things, was pretty mediocre to be honest. The flavor was weak; it was too sugary; the boba managed to be both grainy in the middle and overly soft on the edges. I’m never going again, but meh bubble tea is still edible, so I’m not mad.
I don’t recommend this particular bubble tea, but the thing I do recommend is letting yourself get very excited about the possibility of someone starting a gong fu tea experience in the wilds of a suburban strip mall. It gives you a sense of adventure to know that maybe, just maybe, something cool will happen.
Will it happen? In a suburban strip mall?
No. It won’t. We all know that. But sometimes the fun is in the trying.