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âCan you do any better than that?â she asked again, white-knuckling an Ikea bag of yarn. âMaâam, weâve been over this. You canât even buy coffee for a dollar these daysâyes, thatâs the best I can do.â
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Last weekend, I helped my parents host a two-day yard sale in the house I grew up in, in Queens. Theyâve lived there for over 25 years and are downsizing to greener, chiller pastures closer to family. And trust me, this was no ordinary yard saleâmy momâs side of the family comes from a long line of collectors (aka: curators of miscellaneous objects), lovingly passing down random treasures since they bumped into Plymouth Rock.
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Now, yard sale humans are a specific species, but Iâve watched enough David Attenborough to realize that Queens yard sale creatures are an âentirely unique breedâ. She said in a breathy British accent.Â
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Take Brooke, for example. Brooke came back not once, not twice, but thriceâtwice on the second day because she literally dreamed about our sale! After meticulously inspecting everything with the precision of an archaeologist, Brooke walked away with a snowboard, a broken guitar, a 7-pound encyclopedia on American Sign Language, a hammerhead shark Beanie Baby, a pair of orange Manolo Blahniks from 1972 (three sizes too big), a sleeping bag, and fresh tomatoes from my momâs garden. And she couldn't have been happier!
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