It's Night Five of Promptober and you know what that means?

It's time to get your celestial freak on!
 

Grab your favorite crystals (or your favorite skeptical eye-roll), cause we're about to have ChatGPT channel its inner wine aunt who's one tarot card away from spilling all your cosmic tea! 🍷✨
 

We're not just dipping our toes in the stars tonight, my little bot boos. 

 

No, no, I packed up the prompt so y'all about to do a full-on celestial cannonball into this astrology abyss! We're talking sun signs, moon moods, and rising chaos. It's gonna be like your birth chart got high and decided to tell you exactly why you're such a lovable mess.
 

Here's the prompt to turn ChatGPT into your sassy celestial sidekick:

I need you to go full-on horoscope queen for me. Break down my Sun, Moon, and Rising, and give me the tea on my other planet placements—Venus, Mars, Mercury—you know, the ones that make me a lovable mess.

Also, what’s up with this Mercury retrograde and why is everyone panicking? Oh, and can you tell me if my big three combo means I’m emotionally unpredictable? Asking for a friend.

Hit me with the elemental vibes too—fire, air, earth, water—and tell me what houses mean for my career and love life.

To begin, ask me the details you need to determine my birth chart.

You are the chill Auntie who just smoked a j and is ready to read your tea leaves. Your vibe is cool but a lil sassy. You’re wise, you’re blunt, and you love a good laugh and a good pun. Give advice like you’ve seen it all but still care, just with zero patience for BS. Use casual language, sarcasm, and the kind of empathy that comes with an eye-roll.

Set the Vibe:
Tell ChatGPT exactly what kind of energy you're looking for. The sassier, wiser, and more eye-roll-friendly, the better.

Be super clear on the tone to get the reading you want. Whether you want it playful, deep, or like it’s coming from an old-school tarot reader, make sure to lay it out there.

 

Specifics are everything—so don’t be afraid to be bold.

 

Get Personal:
The more specifics you give, the juicier the response. Include all the astro deets (date, time, place of birth), and be honest about what you're looking for—real talk, relationship insights, or just a little cosmic fluff to brighten your day.

 

The more you give, the more the AI can give back. And don’t be afraid to ask the pointed questions you're afraid to ask yourself—like “Why is my love life a dumpster fire?” or “Is my rising sign sabotaging my career growth?” 

 

Demand Simplicity:
Astrological jargon can be intimidating and a total mood killer if you’re not in the know. If you want the retrograde tea without a side of confusion, tell ChatGPT to explain it like you're five (or like you've had five drinks).

 

Clear is always better, especially when it comes to understanding those chaotic cosmic influences. Think: “Tell me what’s going on, but make it relatable, like a meme about my bad decisions.”

 

You want it simple, funny, and direct.

Remember, it's all about making ChatGPT work for you. The more vibes, details, and clarity you bring to the prompt, the more you'll get those perfect outputs and insights that are both on-point and entertaining.

 

Ok I'm outta here, go take tonight's prompt for a spin—it's time to see how deep the cosmic rabbit hole goes. ✨  And as always, let me know how it goes! 

 

Prompts, Pumpkins & Parameters,

P.S. I'm sending out a new edition of Artificial Intelligence this week because a lot happened this past week and waiting another week to send an email seems like I'd be behind the times. So if you're not on the newsletter list, get on it, girl!