We are having friends over for Thanksgiving this year. It’s always a delicate balance: I love cooking, and cooking is definitely my love language. But also, I hate the feeling of getting up on Thanksgiving and doing nothing but cooking.
So I have been doing prep work for an hour or so every day this week so that it’s not going to end up a constant stream of work. One of the ways I keep this fun for myself is by taking the concept of Thanksgiving meals and turning it sideways.
I have come to be a little disenchanted with most of the trappings of Thanksgiving.
As an example, the turkey. I spent years and years figuring out how to get a turkey deliciously moist, and I finally achieved it one year. (Note that this does not count the fact that in brining the turkey the prior year, I accidentally dropped the brine on the stove and it shorted and I couldn’t cook anything for six hours and the stove has never worked exactly right since, which is fine because I don’t need to use all five burners anyway.)
Huzzah! Turkey done right! Yay! Except… it was so much work. For a vaguely average meat whose main “benefit” is that you end up with about three more weeks of vaguely average meat stuffed in the freezer.
I have not made a turkey since.
Or, pumpkin pies. When I was growing up, my mom believed in not wasting food. Not any food. Not at all. Not ever. What this meant was that she would freeze our Hallowe’en pumpkins (there were seven kids plus two grownups who all made their own Jack O’Lantern) and then turn them into a vast quantity of pumpkin pie purée, all of which were turned into pies. Not the standard nine inch pies, either—she had twelve inch pie pans.
You can make so many pumpkin pies from a single Jack O’Lantern sized pumpkin. And you can make EVEN MORE from nine of them. One year I remember having seventy-two pumpkin pies—seventy-two twelve inch pies!—and even with seven kids in the family, it is just an enormous and unending deluge of pumpkin pie. We would be eating pumpkin pie through Easter. (My older sisters remember year in which there were more pies than seventy-two, but I don’t remember what they remember as the year with most pies, and so I’m going off my own memory here.)
Not coincidentally, I have not eaten pumpkin pie since I left my parents’ house.
So this year, I am slow-cooking pork loin and making turkey-shaped bread rolls. We will have a baked, stuffed a pumpkin with rice and mushrooms and a single, normal-sized pecan pie made with date paste instead of corn syrup, and I really hope that turns out because we do not have a second option for dessert lined up, because my entire body turns into a cavern of fear at the idea of too much dessert at Thanksgiving.
I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving with exactly as many pumpkin pies as you deserve.