Dear Friends,
We have something ridiculously fun for you today.
You absolutely knocked our socks off (and possibly a few dragon scales) with your love for The Art of Salmon Slapping and the avalanche of kind wishes for P.J.'s birthday. So much so, our brilliant, heroic, protean audiobook narrator and grawlix translator snuck Tyrin and Tormy into the recording booth despite his very busy schedule.
That’s right. The audiobook of The Art of Salmon Slapping is here. And it’s yours. Free. No catch. (Well… except for the salmon.)
This is our way of saying:
Thank you for being wonderful.
Thank you for laughing with us.
Thank you for wishing P.J. a happy birthday.
We had an absolute blast recording this little Feline Interlude, and we hope the cats' antics make your day a little brighter — and a lot sillier.
Feel free to share the link with your audiobook-loving friends! We love growing this cozy fellowship of brave, brilliant, and wildly discerning listeners — the kind of folks who appreciate both epic quests and well-timed cat jokes.
Spoiler: this audio short features a new Tyrin imprecation world record. Wait 'til you hear what P.J. did with this paragraph:
