Speaking of things that date from graduate school: this is the first time I have had a vegetable garden since 2001, back when I lived in the Bay Area.
It’s not really the first gardening I’ve done: we’ve gone completely xeric with the front yard (at this point, our only watering is a small amount of supplemental plant-by-plant watering as we add in a few more xeric plants and give them enough to get them established). We planted fruit trees the first year we lived in our house, too, and we sometimes get an apocalyptic amount of fruit. And I’ve had two herb boxes on the patio that have given me chives and dill and basil and lovage and the like during spring and summer for the last five years.
But vegetables? No. The last time I tried to grow vegetables, I lived in an apartment in El Cerritos, California, and I bought planter boxes for our patio. I was really excited about growing vegetables. The boxes weren’t very deep, thought, so I was like, what can I grow? Radishes. Of course.
I really enjoyed growing radishes: watering them every day when I came home and whispering to them that they should GROW and cheering them on as they got bigger and giving them names, which if you do not know is not a thing you should do to plants you intend to uproot and consume.
Because pretty soon you have these cool fat little radishes, red and round in the ground, doing their radish thing, and you’re supposed to pull them out. While they’re LOOKING at you.
Eventually, after they’d stayed in the little planter pots long enough to turn bitter and woody, I pulled them up, feeling like a mass murderer, and sliced them up, and…
Uh, have I mentioned I don’t really like raw radishes? I don’t really like raw radishes. At the time, I didn’t know any other way to use them except raw on salads, so I kept choking down bitter spicy woody radish and feeling like some kind of evil, horrible person, and finally the remaining radishes in my fridge, laid out in little corpses, started to shrivel and dry out and I was like “wow, this was such a bad experiment.”
I ended up being a little shy about vegetable gardening for many years. This time, though, I’m being smarter. I am not naming the vegetables. I am not saying, “hello, radishes!” when I get home. I am only planting things I like to eat. I am not naming the vegetables.
This includes a certain number of radishes, because I know now I like them pickled and I like them braised. I have now had three separate meals with vegetables from my garden—at this stage of things, it’s basically been thinnings added to salads or scrambled into morning eggs on toast.
But it is still very exciting. I pulled out a juvenile radish, washed it, and ate it raw, and I didn’t have the slightest twinge about it (I still don’t like radishes raw; I was just checking.) There are greens and there are lettuces and there are carrots and there are onions, and none of them have names because I learn from my mistakes!
And I now have the world’s tiniest green tomatoes growing on one of my cherry tomatoes, Sunny.
What? It’s fine to name vegetables if you don‘t have to harvest anything but the fruit, right? Right?