Already in my neighborhood, skeletons are climbing trees, ghouls are looking in windows, and little beastie boys are scaring the bejeesus out of those who come across them.
Yep, Halloween is upon us.
Because Martin and I live in a city with walkable streets, our Halloween see-and-be scene is a ’hood with high-priced mansions that are caressed with trust fund largess or tech bro crypto dough. Those folks deck their halls, porches, and rooftops with scary creatures, and then dish out high-priced candy until they run out. Craving a chocolate bar? You may find your treat bag filled with Torbelones. (Squeeeee!)
In my upcoming newsletters, I'll post even more scary eye candy—right up until Halloween night.
I'll also post some on my Facebook page, so stop by there as well.
And my treats for you: just $2.99 on these two terrifying Housewife Assassin novels. Below you'll find their links to all bookstores. As for their plots:
In HA13, Ghost Protocol:
When a political enemy of the President of the United States provides evidence that Acme is planning a series of attacks throughout the United States, President Chiffray has no other option but to initiate Ghost Protocol, dissolving the Acme Industries black ops organization. To save their lives and their country, Donna, Jack, and their mission team go deep undercover to root out the true spies betraying America.
In HA16, Greatest Hits:
Donna Stone Craig’s life hangs in the balance! A deadly bet with the Grim Reaper brings forth a cavalcade of ghosts from her past: those whose lives she took, and those whom she loved and lost. Their sometimes chilling but always insightful points of view on Donna's life leave her with a few regrets, and, at the same time, grant her the redemption she needs to keep living. But first, she must beat the Reaper at his own game.
Enjoy these specials — but ONLY through Halloween Weekend!