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Hello my little tater tots,
 
How are you all doing? It's been kind of a tough week, hasn't it? Mr. Archer and I had an emotional moment last night thinking about Liam Ramos. On behalf of our American pals, we have donated $1000 to the Law Immigrant Center of Minnesota.
 
Now, onto happier things. First, a few posts on Threads that made me smile:
This female hockey player looking flawless in the penalty box.
The replies to this post asking why women don't get mani pedis--a ton of women showing their cool jobs! 
The girl who won crazy hair day at her school (how did she get those sprinkles to stay?!)
 
And, some very cool art of Coach Tate Ward and Jordan's demonic rescue cat, Phoebe, done by the delightful @illustratinghan (she did this one too!). Phoebe is cracking me up in this image. I love when you start working with someone and they just get your vibe. Thank you Hannah for another amazing piece!!
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If you pre-order The Wild Card with The New Romantics, Perfect Match (Vancouver), or come see me on tour, you get the art print for free!
 
I leave for my tour in just over a week!! I cannot WAIT to see all of you, give you big hugs, and meet you in person. Demon Baby has NOT been sleeping lately so I'm also excited to get 8 hours of sleep every night, lol (help).
 
LA and Portland are sold out but they have a waitlist! Check out the ticket link for Portland or email events@therippedbodice.com to get on the LA waitlist. Minneapolis, Salt Lake, and Vancouver still have tickets so grab them before they're gone!
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I'll admit that even though I'm excited by the tour, I'm a little daunted by the idea of everyone staring at me and my face, so I've been practicing my makeup skills and watching lots of tutorials. My absolute favorite is makeup artist Bronte-Marie Wesson, an Australian with a calming voice and dry sense of humor who reminds me of my friend Alissa, who I miss very much since she moved home to Aus. 
 
The video below is more my style but she does some AMAZING tutorials for every type of look, including “old hollywood”, “the pre-raphaelite vibe for the lazily whimsical” and “the casual vampire – for those who want to look hauntingly romantic but have to work a day job” (I told you she was funny).
 
She is also a fantasy author!! I sent my friend Stacia Stark some very enthusiastic screaming messages when I saw they're going on tour together around Aus
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Small town, marriage of convenience, and a pro skier!! Keep reading for an except of this new release by Meg Riley!! 
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“I think we should get married,” he blurts, as if he’s been working up the courage to say it the whole way over here and now the words have come spilling out with no strategy or tact.
I blink at him a few times, trying to comprehend what he’s said. Jett Landry… wants to get married… to me. The world’s hottest professional skier, and the man every woman wants. The man who never even dates anyone.
“You said you need a husband, so marry me,” he says when I don’t respond.
“Jett, what are you talking about?” I ask, incredulous.
“I’m saying we fake a marriage, Pops,” Jett answers, like it’s clear as day, and he shouldn’t even have to be explaining it. “People do it all the time, right? Like for immigration and stuff.”
“I think that’s more common in the movies, or in romance novels, not real life,” I roll my eyes. “You don’t want to get married. Not even if it’s fake. You’d be tied down, and everyone knows you don’t like to get tied down.”
Even if he did, I’m not Jett’s type, and I’ll never be his type. Jett and I would be a terrible match, even in a fabricated scenario.
He’s self-assured, which is a nice way of saying he’s arrogant.
I saw him at the skijoring competition, celebrating his victory. I saw how the women fawned over him. You hear a lot from behind the counter serving coffee.
I even caught a snippet of his conversation with the man I assume to be his manager or coach. Whoever he was, he didn’t seem too impressed with Jett’s behaviour. Yet, Jett spoke and carried himself as if nothing could touch him.
Whatever soft, vulnerable side of Jett I saw at Grady’s is gone. So why he thinks I would be believable as his wife is beyond me.
Jett shrugs, and his eyes dart off to the side, like I’ve struck a sensitive spot.
“Turns out, settling down might have its perks.”
I cock my head, my eyebrows twitching together.
“Why?” I ask, my curiosity getting the better of me. I’m not going to agree to anything yet, but I’m interested in understanding his motive.
Jett shrugs and shoves his hands into the kangaroo pocket of his hoody.
“My sponsors are threatening to pull my funding for World’s because of the scandal,” he admits. “It might be a Hail Mary, and I don’t know if it would even work, but maybe if I have a stable relationship and can fix up my reputation, they might be willing to back me.”
My mouth twists to one side, considering.
“I don’t know.”
“You won’t think about it?” He asks, looking at me with a pleading expression.
Dating in general already makes my palms sweat, and the thought of marrying Jett is so far out of my comfort zone, it’s in another realm. Even faking a relationship with Jett would be trial by fire.
 
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When my best friend asks me to plan his pre-wedding events, I happily say yes.
One problem: I have to plan them with his younger brother, who I can’t stand after he hurt me in the worst way nine years ago.
Liam Scott, the infuriatingly handsome hockey pro, used to be one of my closest friends. But one night at a house party in college, I overheard him trash-talking me to his teammate behind my back.
Since then, I’ve kept my distance.
But now we’re spending all our free time planning romantic wedding events together, and he’s showing me a different side of himself.
It turns out that Liam is more than just a cocky hockey jokester. He’s caring, protective, and thoughtful.
He surprises me with home-cooked meals and my favorite takeout. He protects me from creeps and gets jealous when other guys flirt with me.
And when he tells me his biggest secret, I wonder if I’ve been wrong about him this whole time.
I told myself I’d never, ever fall for Liam Scott.
But my heart has other plans.
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Finn Davenport has spent the last year living alone on his California ranch. A former Navy SEAL with a bleeding heart, he's going to hide in his cabin in the woods until he can leave the world better than he found it.

Rosalie Thorne is the world's biggest pop star, but after falling for her smooth-talking manager, she finds herself at the mercy of a cheating control freak with a choke hold on her career.

The last time Rosalie felt safe was with the bodyguard her ex-fiancé fired. Finn wants no part of her celebrity world, but when the woman he can't forget shows up in a wedding dress pleading for protection, he can't turn her away. When he learns her stalker is on the loose, he’s not letting her leave.

As Rosalie uncovers his deepest dreams and their chemistry jumps from sheet music to bed sheets, Finn gives up the life he wants for the woman he needs. But when their plans start to unravel and Rosalie's stalker threatens them both, their future is anything but certain.

And how will Finn live with himself if he can't keep Rosalie—and her heart—safe?
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Vancouver Storm Series:
Behind the Net - a grumpy sunshine hockey romance, assistant vs boss, roommates, boy obsessed
The Fake Out - boy obsessed fake dating, ex's rival, forced proximity, golden retriever hero
The Wingman - relationship coach, golden retriever himbo hero, best friends to lovers
Gloves Off - enemies to lovers, marriage of convenience, grumpy/sunshine
Queen's Cove series:
That Kind of Guy - fake dating, enemies to lovers, reverse grumpy sunshine, he falls first
The Wrong Mr. Right - spice coaching, shy bookstore owner vs hot surfer, friends to lovers, only one tent
In Your Dreams, Holden Rhodes - grumpy sunshine, he falls first, friends with benefits, boy obsessed
Finn Rhodes Forever - childhood bffs second chance, reverse grumpy sunshine, boy obsessed
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