Here in San Francisco, despite our hills, it is truly walkable. Even in winter, when a “cold” night might be in the 40s, if it isn't raining, our nights are mild enough to take a stroll if you feel like it. Sidewalks abound, and every neighborhood in this 7x7-mile city has a Main Street, where one may grab a bite, listen to good music, or just take an evening stroll.
 
But it's not something you'd want to do if a mountain lion is roaming the streets—
Let alone hanging out LITERALLY next door.
 
The mini-movie above captured the lion as it stood beside our next-door neighbor's side gate. In fact, at the very end, as the camera pulls away from the mountain lion, you'll see my lobby's gate. 
My garage is right next to it.
 
Usually, Martin and I grocery shop at night. 
Thankfully, we'd done so the night before. 

Otherwise, we might have had an unexpected guest for dinner.
Worse yet, we may have served AS dinner for this super-sized kitty.
To apprehend a terrorist set on detonating a nuclear weapon during an off-the-books summit between two warring nations being brokered by Vice President Lee Chiffray's at his hilltop estate, Donna and Jack Craig play welcoming committee to Hilldale’s four newest neighbors:
 
  • It could be Gibby Kimmler, who has decided to make Donna her BFF.
  • Then there’s Stephanie Burkel. She may be nosy to a fault, but her own dirty little secret puts her high on Acme’s list.
  • Or maybe it’s Kosma Kramer. Though she comes off as ditzy, her survival skills prove she’s also deadly.
  • Then again, it may be  D’Arcy Carsey, whose boundary issues go beyond borrowing the wrong kind of “sugar” from Jack.
 
As the minutes to the summit tick down, it's only a matter of time
 before Donna defaults to her Bad Neighbor Policy:
"Shoot first, and ask questions later."
 
1761 Vallejo Street, #204
San Francisco, CA 94123, United States

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