Dear First name / Reader,
I’m delighted to inform you that your application to Oakwood College has been carefully evaluated and that you’ve earned the designation of Admitted to Oakwood College. The Committee on Admissions was deeply impressed with your reading choices and achievements, and we look forward to all you will add to our remarkable smut-loving community.
We are sending you this email, which only a small percentage of our readers receive, in order to celebrate your accomplishments and to begin introducing you to the many tropes you will encounter during your stay at Oakwood College.
Classes start May 26th with
The Best Friend Experiment. You can expect classes covering the following subjects, also called “tropes”:
🏒Childhood best friends to FWB to lovers
🏒It was always her
🏒New Adult College romance
🏒Hockey player/ tomboy
🏒Inexperienced heroine/ reformed playboy
🏒Curvy girl / jock
🏒Found family
🏒Roommates
🏒He will burn the world down
🏒She’s bullied, he deals with it
🏒Popular guy / girl next door
🏒Campus king / Ugly duckling
🏒Funny banter
🏒He’s sunshine only for her
🏒No 3rd act breakup
