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However, when I am not bopping around during a night on the town, my go-to “handbag” is very downscale: a New Yorker canvas tote bag (free, with my latest subscription), which is also convenient for quick jaunts to the grocery store to pick up an item or two.
 
In fact, here on the West Coast, some grocery stores—Safeway, Vons, a couple of Fred Meyer locations, as well as Kroger—have decided to supply paper bags that aren't just smaller don't have handles either. As you may imagine, this doesn't go over well with all customers.
 
If it were solely an environmental decision, that would make sense. However, if the stores claim it's a supply chain issue, I take that with a grain of salt. They should just admit it: “We no longer want to foot the bill for paper bags with handles.”
How about you? If you're a gal, do you carry a handbag, a tiny clutch, or a simple canvas tote?
If you're a guy, are your pockets filled with the debris of your life? 
Or, like Seinfeld's George Costanza, do you stuff everything in a tiny wallet to the bursting point? 
To apprehend a terrorist set on detonating a nuclear weapon during an off-the-books summit between two warring nations being brokered by Vice President Lee Chiffray's at his hilltop estate, Donna and Jack Craig play welcoming committee to Hilldale’s four newest neighbors:
 
  • It could be Gibby Kimmler, who has decided to make Donna her BFF.
  • Then there’s Stephanie Burkel. She may be nosy to a fault, but her own dirty little secret puts her high on Acme’s list.
  • Or maybe it’s Kosma Kramer. Though she comes off as ditzy, her survival skills prove she’s also deadly.
  • Then again, it may be  D’Arcy Carsey, whose boundary issues go beyond borrowing the wrong kind of “sugar” from Jack.
 
As the minutes to the summit tick down, it's only a matter of time
 before Donna defaults to her Bad Neighbor Policy:
"Shoot first, and ask questions later."
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