Not so fast  

Fat-free, carb-free, keto — you name a dietary trend, and I’ve survived it. 

In today’s protein-obsessed world, I’ve hit a total wall. Every shake smells fake and tastes chalky.

Imagine my relief to sip a clear pink lemonade-flavored drink packed with 22 grams of grass-fed whey isolate. 

Pro tip: Since this is in powder form, I use a little electric mini-frother to blend it with water, no lumps for me. Never again. 

 

 

Chalk, crayons, graph paper, tape, printer paper, and so many bandages.

I just spent way too long on DonorsChoose, reading requests from teachers doing everything they can to stock their classrooms for the new school year. I chipped in for Ms. Ester’s class, but honestly, I wish I could fund them all.

It takes two seconds and starts at just $5 — such an easy way to directly support a roomful of kids anywhere in the U.S. Totally-worth-it extra bonus: You will get thank-you notes.

 

 

Full disclosure: I’m not a doctor, but my diagnosis is that we all need to calm the f*** down.

Between summer ending and inboxes overflowing, stress is peak right now. My personal circuit breaker? 

One capsule. Ten minutes. Total reset.

It’s a natural way to quiet the chatter when life gets loud. 

 

 

Speaking of quieting the noise, I take my peace very personally. Every late-night honk or background snore feels like an unwanted intruder in my cocoon. Ozlo has been my saving grace. If you’re a side sleeper who’s tired of hard earplugs digging into your head, these lie completely flat. Better yet, you can toggle between total noise cancellation or sound masking. Dealer’s choice! Ps. I also pull these out on the ✈️. 

 

“Wait, people pay for your advice?”

Well, I never… but when reviews like this drop in, I’m certainly not complaining:

Cross my heart, I didn’t plant this testimonial, and, no, this person isn’t on my payroll. Just a very happy creative!