Let me just say the perfect Mother's Day for me would be waking up to a number I can live with on the scales, having my hair cut, colored and blown out, all while I was getting a manicure and pedicure. I would then like to come home to my lawn guys pulling away after laying fresh pine straw, a clean house, non-wilted orchids in my planters, and a perfectly groomed dog. I'm psycho right? Since I am in control of my own destiny in regards to pretty much everything I listed above, and they all are fleeting moments of satisfaction, below I've included gifts that would be fun to give or receive and will last a little longer than an OCD driven dopamine hit.